Third Day's The Charm?

Today, I seriously considered not showering.

Now, why is that a big deal? What's wrong with that? Skipping a day once in a while isn't a problem. You can even justify it as being good for yourself, right? Or at least, that's what I've been telling myself since the day senior year that I realized, I honestly couldn't remember the last week since seventh grade that I had showered every single day. I'm not joking.

Here's where it gets crazy... this would be my third day not showering. And I'm not like Brittany, who can go without washing her hair for six days and still look like a Sephora ad. I didn't inherit those genes. I clearly LOOK like it's been three days. And yet... and yet. You know?

I just keep sitting in my room. Halfway wondering, Third day's the charm? Right? If I was brave enough to post a webcam picture of me right now, you'd know that the answer to that question is, no. It is wrong. It is VERY wrong. My hair looks almost wet. And I have a date tonight, to a Real Salt Lake game. Which is first of all, super exciting! I've never been before. And second of all, is incredible because Cody has six FREE tickets that are worth like... forty dollars at least each. I mean, this is one good date. There are even two girls from school that I absolutely love coming, I invited them and they invited dates - and I am so excited to see them.

Curse these people, and my knowledge that they will love me no matter what. It makes showering look so overrated. Not the actual shower, but the getting ready process attached. I just thought I'd post this to the sister blog, because I know I am speaking your language, my sisters. You know exactly where I'm coming from.

Also, I want to give credit to the phrase, Here's where it gets crazy. In advisory - that joke of a 45 minute period - my advisory teacher would always play conspiracy theory videos. Poorly made ones at that. I LOVED it. He was a football coach for our school, but part of me wishes he was my life coach, cause he was pretty much awesome. Enjoy this little gem: